One day in the elementary school playground some other boys and I were drawing in the dirt. With a certain amount of pride, I drew a penis -- I don't recall what term I used at that age -- and drew it like my own, uncircumcised.
The boy I was playing with scoffed and told me I'd drawn it wrong, and drew a penis presumably more like his own -- circumcised.
I was shamed and believed I was deformed.
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I used to think people with lots of freckles were playing with crayons and drew dots on their face.— WOW
- I used to believe that the mole on my leg was from when my brother drew on it with a marker.— Lori
- I used to belive that sometimes my grandfather drew the clouds for me. Anon
- i thought getting circumcised was to get the head of the penis cut off— Dee
- I used to think that Frankie Avalon sang, "Hey Penis, Oh, penis..." instead of "Hey Venus."Anon
- I used to think that boys didn't get their penis until they were 18 which was legal adulthood! — beckles