When i was in about 2nd grade i thought that since my parents were named Ann and Larry that everyone, when they got married, changed their name to be Ann and Larry.
A childhood belief about marriage

others believed things like this
- I used to think that your birthday changed every year, and that your parents just decided what day it was.— Daniel
- i used to believe nuns were married to jesus and priests were married to mary.— sunshine
- when i was growing up i had two imaginary friends. One was named Jennifer, the other was named Onion.— Tessica
- I used to believe there was a Russian Leader named Garbage Trough and an Arabian named Are A FatAnon
- Until I tried it in 3rd grade, my parents told me that if I ate paper my poop would come out in packages.— The Mailman
- The boy in my class named "Sahand" must have a sister named "Safoot".Anon