I used to believe that there was a wise, bearded, old father figure in the sky who cared about nothing in the entire universe so much as what I was doing with my penis.
A childhood belief about rude bits
others believed things like this
- I used to believe that Jesus and all of the wise men lived under my bed. — wuteve
- I used to believe that at the end of the universe was a big plywood wall.— matt
- I used to believe Sting was my dad in a parallel universe — Jenn Green
- I used to believe that twenty was the largest number in the universe.— Bernardo Fernandez
- I used to think that Frankie Avalon sang, "Hey Penis, Oh, penis..." instead of "Hey Venus."Anon
- Well,I really think that fairies and witches can be real! We're in a big universe and they can exist!— Raul