Years ago the group Simple Minds released a song called "Alive and Kicking". I could've sworn they were singing 'I love my kitchen'.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to think the song "love the one you're with" was called "love the one, your win. — Glowworm
- I used to believe that the B-52's song "Love Shack" was actually "Love Shark!"— Natalie
- My cousin used to think that a group of nine singers was called a "niner".Anon
- When Madonna sang "let the choir sing" in "Like a Prayer", I thought she was singing "love by proxy"— Kristen
- I used to think that the song"Stayin Alive" said "Staying In Line" like at school when I was little. — MacKenzie
- I used to believe toys came alive at night.
Because I love toys, and I hoped be good friend with my toys.Anon