When I was little, I liked this hymn at church that had the line, "turning his ears always to me", but I thought it was "Turning Ah Zeee", and preceeded to ask my pastor to play to play "Turning Ah Zee, puhlease". I think I've always been a little confused...
A childhood belief about hymns

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that the meat you eat is turning to be your own muscles.— Yossi
- I used to believe that the wind was from the earth turning.Anon
- I used to believe that you could not make the car turn left or right without turning the blinker on.— Christy Shane
- I used to belive that however many pieces of cake you had determined how old you were turning!Anon
- I used to think that drivers accelerated by turning the steering wheel.Anon
- that blackouts were caused by evil monkey's turning off all the lights.— key