In Middle Of The Road by The Pretenders, I knew I could never be as cool or as free as Chrissie Hynde because I could never see myself "standing in the middle of life with my pants behind me."
I only recently learned it was "standing in the middle of life with my pains behind me." To me it still sounds like "pants."
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that since guys peed while standing up, then they must poo while standing up too.— Stupid girl
- I used to believe my middle name was and. At age 12, I discovered that it was actually "ann".Anon
- i used 2 think if u lied your pants would catch on fire cus of the sayin "lier lier pants on fire!"— nell
- I used to believe that my middle name was Goofy, even though it's actually Margaret.— Lisa
- I used to believe that everyone had the same middle name as me... Elizabeth.
(even my uncles)— K.O. - I used to believe that the red thing in the middle of a Greek olive was the pit.— Liz