When I was six years old our teacher told us that some people drink their own urine. Being blessed by God I never imagined that a glass or some other recepticle would be used. Imagine my teacher's delight and surprise when she found me with head between knees the next day.
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing

others believed things like this
- When I was in kindergarten, I used to believe that they locked the teacher's in the teacher's lounge at night.Anon
- i used to believe that my preschool teacher had eyes in the back of her head.Anon
- im grade 2, my teacher said that she was 2000 years old and i belived her— ---pepsi---
- i knew that if you ate beets your urine would turn pink and i thought if it was pink, then you could drink it.— JP
- I used to think that if you were the teacher's pet, you would turn into a hamster.Anon
- I used to belive that my teacher was a alien unfortunately this was true mum and said. — peter