i used to think that the manfred mann/bruce springsteen song 'Blinded By the Light' went:
Blinded by the light
Wrapped up like a douche
In the middle of the night...
after awhile, i realized that this COULDNT be what was intended. but it wasnt until today that i found out the correct lyrics:
Blinded by the light
revved up like a deuce
Another runner in the night...
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I always thought the song Blinded by the light went "Wrapped up like a dousche, another runner in the night"— Dawn
- When I first heard Bruce Springsteen's song, "Born in the USA," I thought that the song was "Porn in the USA"Anon
- I use to think that Bruce Springsteen's song "growing up" was called "throwing up"— glowworm
- When I was younger, I believed that the Chinese Mann Theatre was built in honour of Bruce Lee.— glenys
- I used to think that Steve Miller song "Big old jet airliner" was "Bingo Jed had a light out" — Skeeter
- I used to believe there was a newsreader inside the radio where the light was!!— Christine