One day on the way to school, my mom was singing along with the radio to the Beegee's song "More than a Woman", and I heard her say---"Bald-headed Woman, Bald Headed Woman to me", instead of More than a Woman!
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to be convinced that there were bald-headed beige aliens outside my toilet window.— Phil
- I thought the line in the song "more than a woman" was "four-legged woman".— boo
- I used to think that the song "Evil Woman" was "Medieval Woman". Anon
- My sister just recently realized that the lyric "more than a woman" wasn't 4 letter woman!— Anne
- I always thought that Zuccero's song "Senza una dona" was actually "Sence of a woman"— Miroslava
- I used to think I was Wonder Woman! Don't I wish it was so now!Anon