When I was three, I saw an anatomically correct male baby doll, and asked my mother what the squiggly between its legs was. Before she could answer, I said, "Oh, never mind -- I know what it is! It's a kicker!"
She let it go at that.
A childhood belief about rude bits
others believed things like this
- when i was little i always asked my mom if my aunt had ant legs or people legs.— kelly
- My Sister Once Said That Polly Pocket Was A Real Girl That Got Shrunk To Doll Size And Turned Into A Doll.— Jamie
- my grandma told me not to eat pizza coz the "brown squiggly" stuff there arent burnt cheese but WORMS!
— Mimi - My wicked sister told me that baby's come from the armpit-didn't matter male or female.Anon
- I thought the word mailman was male man and it seemed dumb to me as aren't all men male?— andalite
- I used to think that to desex an animal meant to turn it from a male to a female or female to male.— Phil