I consistently misheard "Dracula" as "Jack Lear" and that's who I was every Halloween until the third grade. I also believed that "The United States of America" was both spoken and spelled as one long word, and I spelled it phonetically for all of the 1st grade.
A childhood belief about speaking

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that the rapper Eminem's name was spelled M&M and anyone named Juan was spelled one.Anon
- I used to believe that America was one of the states of the United States.— Limor
- I used to believe the word shoes was spelled shouse. It looked right to me... — Shouse
- I believed the book Babar was how my name was spelled.— Barbara
- I used to believe that you spelled "ESSAY" like "SA" and "EASY" like "EZ".— Lauren
- I used to think the raper eminem was spelled M&M.— Rambles