When I was 4 and sitting in a hot tub, I thought my mom was cooking me for dinner. (I guess I watched one too many Bugs Bunny cartoons)
A childhood belief about bathrooms

others believed things like this
- i used to believe the easter bunny was my bunny that a fairy turned real.— Twix
- I thought the tip jar at the restaurant was so people could give the chef cooking tips for how to cook better.Anon
- I used to believe that bunny rabbits hatched from eggs, since the Easter Bunny gave you eggs.— goat
- When I was little, I thought the Beatles really were bugs.— Spongekid
- When I was little, I thought that bug spray would make bugs explode and disappear. Anon
- I thought the easter bunny was real— courtney