While playing in the kitchen as my mom cooked, I asked her about the bottle of vanilla extract that she was using for eggnog. I asked what it tasted like, and she said I shouldn't try it. I asked if I drank it would it poison me and she said yes (I imagine she was suggesting that drinking the bottle would make me sick). To this day I believe that vanilla extract will poison you.
A childhood belief about dangerous food

others believed things like this
- I used to believe vanilla were albino chocolate.— Alexa
- I used to think that vanilla was the absence of chocolate, not its own flavor.— Gen
- I used to be believe that vanilla ice cream was the "healthy" flavor.Anon
- I believed clouds were vanilla ice cream.— Ichi
- I used to believe that vanilla wasn't a flavor. It just didn't have chocolate in it!— Andrea
- My sister thought that "Ice, Ice Baby" by Vanilla Ice was actually "US Navy".Anon