i was positive the lyrics went
'another one bites the doctor'
instead of
another one bites the dust
i fought with my mom about this one
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- What about "Another one buys a Datsun." You know, instead of "Another one bites the dust.— e-man
- I used to believe that the song "Another one bites the dust" was "Another one rides the bus"— Emmy
- I used to believe that beauty marks (freckels) were Butterfly bites!— Jolene
- When I was little I was absolutly positive that butter was made by butterflies.— Ruth
- I thought Jedi fought with Life Savers... I never questioned it either! Anon
- Since he had fought in WWII, I naturally assumed my grandfather had killed Hitler himself.Anon