i was told in first grade that when you farted green gass or bubbles come out....so for months i tried to catch a peek when i farted....but i always missed. it came out before i got a look. i still haven't seen what a fart looks like, but adult reasoning tells me that there would be a green coloring to my underwear if this were so.
A childhood belief about farting

others believed things like this
- i used to belive when i farted green gas came out my bum— daniel rowan
- When you farted, green air came out of your butt— Yvonne
- I used to think when you farted, bubbles came out.— Nick
- If i farted in the tub the bubbles would be different shapes.Anon
- I believed you had to color all the dinosaurs in coloring books green because all the dinosaurs WERE green.— Betty
- That only men farted. I literally started sobbing the first time I realized I farted.Anon