When I was younger my best friend told me that if I farted, burped and sneezed all at the same time, then I would die. I have yet to find out if it is true!
A childhood belief about farting

others believed things like this
- when i was little i used to beleive that if i coughed, sneezed and farted at the same time i would blow up— fart
- When I was a kid, I used to believe that females never went to the restroom, farted,or burped.— michael
- I used to belive that when u burped,u farted thru your mouth.
— John - That only men farted. I literally started sobbing the first time I realized I farted.Anon
- i used to believe that if you burped and yawned at the same time your eyes would pop out— kelso
- when i was younger (8 or 9) and i farted my dad used to tell me not to worry, that my bum just coughed.— james