When I was about six someone told be how babies were made (i.e. man puts his weenie...) I thought this was perfectly disgusting, and pitied and admired my parents who must have, selflessly, performed this gross act several times (and it doesn't even always work!!) to produce me and my brother.
A childhood belief about sex

others believed things like this
- My parents told me that babies were made from dimonds under cabbage patches, that would grow into a baby.Anon
- I used to believe that if the tyres were removed from a car, it would work perfectly on a railway track.— Anonymous Whistleblower
- I used to think that eggs were made in a factory. The oval shell made them fit perfectly in the egg cartons.— Sherry
- My uncle once said that elves were really badchildren made to work in santa's work shop— Some guy
- My parents told me that they only had sex twice...me and my brother.— Sara
- I thought baby oli was made from pressed babies.Anon