I used to believe (for a LONG time) that if you ate something when you needed to urinate, it would soak-up the urine and you wouldn't need to go anymore.
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that if I ate pieces of bread it would soak up my pee and I wouldn't have to pee anymore.— Anna
- When I was little I thought that my urine was stored in my scrotum until I needed to wee.— Bryan
- I used to think that tampons were meant to absorb women's urine so they wouldn't have to go to the bathroom.— Koyaanisqatsi
- I use to believe if I had to pee real bad if I ate crackers it would soak it up— steve
- I used to believe that my urine was a super fertilizer - peeing on plants made them grow.— Andrew C
- i knew that if you ate beets your urine would turn pink and i thought if it was pink, then you could drink it.— JP