my girlfriends kid ryan always thought that when golfers teed off they yelled fart instead of four .This was amusing for some time
A childhood belief about sport

others believed things like this
- I used to think that nuns were God's girlfriends...— Marie
- i used to think that the term 'necking' referred to boyfriends and girlfriends who rubbed their necks togetherAnon
- My brother once told me that if you burp and fart at the same time, you'd explode— Aubrey
- I was told in first grade that if you fart burp and sneeze at the same time you would blow up— bob doodle
- I used to believe that my grandpa had a special power that made him fart each time I pulled his finger. — confused
- i was scared to fart outside in cold weather because i thought u would be able to see the steam.— xJeNneSceNcEx