i thought the tiffany song, "I think we're alone now" was sooo risque... I heard the words "holding on to one night stands" instead of "holding on to one another's hands"!
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to think that risque was just another way of saying risky.Anon
- When I first heard Bruce Springsteen's song, "Born in the USA," I thought that the song was "Porn in the USA"Anon
- I thought that the song "Hands off she's mine" by The English Beat was actually saying "Anton, she's my aunt"— Nate
- When I first heard the words "flea market", I actually thought it meant "selling fleas".Anon
- The song 'there's a bad moon out to night.' i thought they were saying 'there's a bathroom on the right.'— kim in alabama
- When I first heard the song "Constant Craving" by KD Lang, I thought she was singing "God save gravy."Anon