In 5th grade my friend told me in the dictionary under fart it said an explosion from between the legs. I argued with my mom about this for days until she finally told me that it actually said expelsion
A childhood belief about farting
others believed things like this
- I was told in first grade that if you fart burp and sneeze at the same time you would blow up— bob doodle
- I once told a friend of mine that if you held in a smelly burp, it'd turn into a fart. She believed me.Anon
- When I was 5, I argued with a friend because I thought I never have been 3 years oldAnon
- Up until 8th grade or so, I was convinced that I invented the word "Fart"— Jonah
- My brother once told me that if you burp and fart at the same time, you'd explode— Aubrey
- My father told me that Frenchmen had three legs.Anon