My mother used to call breasts "boobles". That's boo-bulls. She also told us vaginas were called "tinoes". To this day she'll say tino.
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- When we were young, we used to call a woman's breasts, 'Hum Hums'— Steve Haughton
- I used to believe that womens breasts was actually called apples.— Cailynn
- I always believed there were boy cows and girl cows and boy bulls and girl bulls— karen
- sterilised milk came from bulls— kate mullins
- My mother used to call my behind "a paw paw" and for many years I refused to eat paw paws (papayas)— Garth
- When I was a kid I thought girls peed out of there vaginas...woops!— Greg