For some reason I was under the impression that old women had toads in their breasts, and that was why they were saggy and couldn't give milk. I have no idea why.
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- My sister use to belive the reason mom had two breasts - one to give milk, the other for juice.
Anon - that black women breastfed chocolate milk instead of white milkAnon
- i used to beleive when you drank milk your breasts would get bigger so i used to look down at them afterwordsAnon
- When I first started to develop my breasts I thought it meant I was producing milk— trisha
- I used to think that women wore bra's because it held the milk in. :)— Stephanie
- When I was younger, I used to believe toads were male and frog were females.— Claude-Eugène