when i would sometimes walk by the toilet when my grandad was coming out, i would catch a whiff of the stink he'd left. therefore i obviously decided in my 5-year old mind that only adult males had to shit.
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing

others believed things like this
- I used to think if I left the toilet seat open my cat would get flushed down the toilet.— G
- i used to think that if i didn't celebrate my birthday each year my younger sister would catch up with me— q
- I used to think that your birthday changed every year, and that your parents just decided what day it was.— Daniel
- I thought that 1983 went on for 3 years - had to ask my sister who decided how long a year lasted.— Sally
- i used to believe that males' poo came out of their willies— Helen W
- I used to think the song "Walk this way" by Arosmith went horse and sleigh insted of singing walk this way.— Derek