As a child i was dragged to the local church of england church, down the road. Not being particularly religous or anything like that when my parents bowed their heads to pray before the vicer went the speak, i thought the back of the pew they were leaning their heads on was a communication device like a phone and tey were chatting the dead relatives. As i didnt know anyone dead i used to try and talk to the ladybirds ide crushed on the way down.
Now i dont go to chusrch any more, those ladybirds probably miss me.
A childhood belief about church
others believed things like this
- I used to believe that heads of state had diferent kinds of heads on their shoulders— stupid elado
- i use to believe that bald people had such shiny heads cause they didnt eat there vegatables — TEM
- I used to believe the local Catholic church was Disney Land.— Sherri
- I always thought that my relatives were really tiny, and inside my phone when I talked to them on the phone.Anon
- i always thought that a DEAD END sign
as where they put all the road kill.
— pav - I thought when a road sight said Dead End that someone had actually died there.Anon