i used to believe the president controlled all the street lamps. i thought he had a big board and at night his job was to turn them all on by small buttons and turn them off.
A childhood belief about work

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that God controlled the traffic lights. He would decide when it was everybody's turn to go.— Amanda
- I used to believe that all Street-Lamps were turned off at Midnight.Anon
- When I was young, I thought that when you turn the blinkers on in the car, it made the car turn.— Cassidy
- i used to believe if i eat fish it would turn my stomach into a fishtank and make me turn into glass.Anon
- When I was very small. by older brother told me that if I "Kissed my own elbow, I would turn into a boy."Anon
- I was pretty small when Nixon was President. I thought "Watergate" was a type of alligator.— Ginger