When I was about seven, I was convinced that Jesus was an alien for a while, and that all those miracles were just him using his advanced alien technology. I got into a long argument with my dad over that, and eventually he conceded that, yes, Jesus could have been an alien.
A childhood belief about aliens

others believed things like this
- I thought the ball-headed person in the Bic logo was an alien and communicated using alien-like noises.Anon
- Oh oh, I'm an alien, I'm a little alien...
Legal maybe?— Marina - I used to think that my cat was an alien that had come to teach me how to be good!— laz
- I used to belive that my teacher was a alien unfortunately this was true mum and said. — peter
- I used to think that green poop ment you were an alien.— fartcheeks
- When I was little I used to believe that God looked like the Great Gazoo (the alien from "The Flintstones").— Susan