my gran told me that when there was thunder, god was having his coal bunker filled; when there was lightning, god was opening his fridge; and when it rained, god was taking a shower.
obviously, this led to me constantly looking out for large lumps of coal, food and soap falling from the sky!
A childhood belief about weather
others believed things like this
- i used to believe that coal from stockings was santa's poop because i was bad— dylan mcdonald
- My Grama always told me that thunder was just God bowling and the lightning was when he got a strike!— Kim
- I used to believe that people could fly during thunder and lightning, because I dreamt this once— Minimania
- I was convinced that thunder and lightning could wake up volcanos.— leticia
- i used to believe that when there was thunder and lightning god was playing bowling at a disco— georgia
- Lightning and thunder were produced at the garbage dump.— penny