When i was a child, my father told me that when we were having thunderstorms, it was actually a baseball game in heaven. He said that the thunder was a coach and an umpire arguing and the lightning was cameras.
A childhood belief about thunder and lightning

others believed things like this
- My Grama always told me that thunder was just God bowling and the lightning was when he got a strike!— Kim
- I used to believe that people could fly during thunder and lightning, because I dreamt this once— Minimania
- I was convinced that thunder and lightning could wake up volcanos.— leticia
- i used to believe that when there was thunder and lightning god was playing bowling at a disco— georgia
- Lightning and thunder were produced at the garbage dump.— penny
- i believed that thunder and lightning came out of the alley across the street from my house.Anon