As a kid i suffered terrible mouth ulcers on an almost permanant basis. Unfortunately the number of times i suffered mouth ulcers was beated only by the number of times i masturbated. Naturally I made the conclusion that wanking causes mouth ulcers and too much sex caused "vd"
A childhood belief about sex
others believed things like this
- I used to belive that if i put my foot in my mouth, I would get foot-and-mouth illness— Emily Sathrota
- when i was little i believed that your social security number was the number you were born on the earth — christine
- i used to believe that if you farted out of your mouth, you'd die.— John Deere
- When I was little, I used to believe that children came out of the mouth.— Pitchoune
- i used to believe that dragonflies would sew your mouth shut.Anon
- i used to believe that drangonfly's would sew your mouth shutAnon