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A childhood belief about sex

When I was little my mum said that If I played with my self in the nether regions, it would fall off. One day I was out in the fields with my friends, and I needed to pee, but when I tried to find my fella I thought it had gone. I ran home crying, and told my mum that it had fallen off because I had been playing with it too much. When she looked it had in fact just got caught up in my underpants (Y-Fronts).

— MarkyPants

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