When I was younger, my older brother always used to ask me If I had 'Shot my seed' yet, and I didn't know what he was talking about. When one day I found out about masturbation I spent 3 hours in my bathroom trying to 'Shoot my seed' when I didn't shoot a seed (I was expecting a little black seed), but in fact shot out something else, I went crying to my brother because I thought mine was broken. He still takes the piss now.
A childhood belief about sex

others believed things like this
- Once my brother said me, the poppy seed in fact is ant. I have not eaten poppy seed for many years.
Anon - I used to beleive that if you ate a black watermelon seed a tree would grow in your stomach— anonymous
- I thought birds grew from bird seed. — Jen
- I used to believe babies came from a seed and an eggAnon
- when i was 5 or 6 i used to think that if you ate an apple seed you could pregnant.— Laura
- if you eat a seed, the plant will grow in your tummyAnon