I used to have to strip completely into the nude as a child in order to go #2. I somehow believed that the poo would climb up and get smeared all over my back, so naturally I had to remove any and all articles of clothing in order to prevent any poo stains.
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that a strip club meant that you took your own clothing off — Adam
- When I was a child I used to believe that people died in order of age.— Silvia Spinetti
- I used to believe the show Law and Order was a gardening show called Lawn and Order.— Adriana
- I once believed that one could run around the south pole in order to travel backwards and forwards in time.— kaibutsu
- i believed that "birthmarks" were from poop stains from your mom when you were born.— Abberatia
- I thought in order to smoke a cigarret, you had to eat it!— Zoe