Until I learned sex ed in school, I was sure that a boy's penis was like a hot dog that constantly stuck out, with a little ball on the end (for what purpose, I don't know.)
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I used to believe (about 9) that a penis was a sausage that men stuck in their crutch area to attract women.— Feebs.
- I used to think volleyball was actually called "ball-y ball"Anon
- I used to think that Frankie Avalon sang, "Hey Penis, Oh, penis..." instead of "Hey Venus."Anon
- I used to think if i cut myself on purpose God would reward me for my bravery.— Brendan
- I used to believe that gay sex involved a man sticking his penis inside another man's penis.Anon
- My wife used to believe that the purpose of the stick shift in her Dad's car was to stir the gas.— Curt