When I was young, my grandmother often tell me that my grandfather has gone away to a far away place to sell salted duck's egg (in Chinese customs, it means that the old fella has gone to heaven). Each year I will wonder how come he never come back and I really though he went to sell salted duck's egg!
A childhood belief about people

others believed things like this
- I always thought that duck sauce (from chinese restaurants) was duck poop.
— emily - I used to believe pretzels were salted wood. — Dan Unknown
- i thought that "aromatic" duck was actually "asthmatic" duck.
poor thing...— rachael - Whenever I was upstairs on a bus, I didn't believe that it would fit under the bridge so I used to duck. — Dave, Lancashire
- I used to belive that if I didn't duck when going under bridges they would hit me.Anon
- My mother's name was Anna. She was called "Annemor"(Duck mama). I was convinced I was a duckling.— Christine Norway