I used to think that if you ever grew hair around ur 'john willie', as my mum called it, a magical elf would come in the night and wax it.
A childhood belief about rude bits
others believed things like this
- As a child I used to think that Olivia Newton-John and Elton John were married.
Boy, I was way off.— Lisa - I used to think pubic hair was really called 'public hair' until I was about 15— Spe
- Boogers came from magical booger fairies that mined them over night and put them in your nose in the morning.— Vivian
- As a child, I thought that Olivia Newton-John was Elton John's wife and Juice Newton's sister.— Connie
- I used to think that Olivia-Newton John was three people like Sharon, Lois and Bram....Olivia, Newt and John— J
- I thought that Olivia Newton John was a group, Olivia Newt and John. — Sam O.