When I was about 4 or 5, I couldn't take my eyes of this lady standing in the queue in the bakers. I wondered why on earth she had a football up her dress.Anyway curiosity eventually got the better of me and I asked her inocently in front of every one. Everyone laughed out loud and the lady said "my dear, it's not a football,it's a BABY!
A childhood belief about reproduction
others believed things like this
- I used to think that Chris de burgh song Lady in red was Lady in Bread
— Omega-R-Fox - My Brother used to think that Chris de Burgh was singing 'Lady in bed' instead of lady in red'— Kerry, Manchester
- I used to think the song "dude looks like a lady" by aerosmith was "doodles like a lady"— I used to believe
- I used to believe the song "Dude Looks Like A Lady" said "Do It Like A Lady"— jvf
- When I was little, I used to believe that football players really had shoulders that big.— Angie
- I used to believe that a football ref's flag was a banana peel.Anon