When I was four, my parents told me that my grand-grand mom had gone to heaven. So, whenever I went to her house, I always asked why she took so long to come home.
A childhood belief about people

others believed things like this
- My Grand father told me that if i swallowed chewing gum i would stick to the toilet— Mr Jones
- I was convinced that Indians had dug the Grand Canyon.— Tom Sackett
- when was little i used to believe that if you won the grand national you would become prime ministerAnon
- When I saw my grand mother was very old I used to believe an Egyptian mummy!!!!
— Eomer83 - I once asked my CCD teacher if eternal bliss in Heaven would get boring after a while.— Some Dude With A Name
- When my parents would tell me they were going to Miami I'd ask "How long are you staying in Yourami"?— Christy F