when i was little i so wanted a willy because my big brother could stand up going to the toilet. Soon my mum told my aunty, and when shopping one day she wound me up telling me we were going to the willy shop to get me a willy! i was quite upset when i found out there wasn't such a shop!
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- Yeah I believed (because my mother had told me) that your 'willy' would fall off if you played with it :D— Doz
- i used to belive that my willy would eat me at nightAnon
- I used to belive that my willy was a snake and if i wasnt careful it would bite— eggbert
- I used to believe that if i bought a Wonka Bar I would find a golden ticket and get to see Willy Wonka.— Sally
- My mum always told me that she got me because she bought me from the baby shop.— The world looks to me
- I used to believe it was illegal to shop at Goodwill unless you were poor.— Aretia