Back when I was very young, my parents dragged me out someplace and told me they were taking me bowling. I raised holy hell, and finally they got so fed up with me that they brought me home and punished me for ruining their outing. When I was that young, the only place I had seen bowling was on television, so I assumed that if I was going bowling, I'd be on TV.
I was a very shy (and stupid) kid
A childhood belief about excursions
others believed things like this
- My mother told me when I was young that thunder was from God bowling!— K.G.
- I used to think that thunder was god bowling. My sister told me that.— Eli
- When I was little my dad told me when ever it thundered it was my Grandma bowling a strike.Anon
- My Grama always told me that thunder was just God bowling and the lightning was when he got a strike!— Kim
- I was told as a child that the sound of thunder was from angels bowling in the clouds.— Patty, NY
- My grandmother used to tell me that thunder was the angels bowling.— laf