I used to think that spam was semen so I was very confused when people talked about buying it in tins.
A childhood belief about sex

others believed things like this
- My father told me that Spam was a mix of sparrow and ham. I believed this for years lol— Tara the Terror
- My dad told me SPAM was made of Squirrel, Possum, and Mice YUM YUM — Suzanne
- I used to think for a very long time, that spam was left over animal parts with salt.— Ebony
- My great-grandfather firmly believed, and had me convinced, that SPAM was mouse meat. — texasblue
- I am from Norway, and when i was a kid I used to believe thet gay people talked swedish!— Norway-Girl
- I thought that Siemens was a factory where they manufacture semen for the bodies.Anon