When I was at the christening of my sisters 3rd child. Her first child said as the Vicar approached, "Are you God". To this the Vicar with an air of self importance replied, "Very nearly my son, very nearly".
A childhood belief about church

others believed things like this
- My fiance was in church as a kid and he saw the Vicar of the church and asked his Mum if it was God.— Andys fiancee
- When I was a child, I used to believe I would never get old.— Luiz Guilherme - Yazigi
- When I was a child I used to believe in the magic— Mohammed Samoan
- when i was i child i used to believe that everyday there was a new sun in the sky.— wally
- As a child I used to think that the sea was infinite.Anon
- When I was a child i used to believe that if i did not fall asleep an elf would come for me Anon