When I was young I always believed that big pink rubber bag was for placing on your stomach when you had a upset stomach....later I was told it was a Douchbag!
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- i was told when i was young that if i swollowed gum my stomach would grow teeth to chew it— gammie
- I thought a stomach ache was a stomach egg— Catherine
- When i was young, i used to believe that when i ate a stone, a tree would grow in my stomach— -yacine-91-
- I always believed as a child your stomach was a big hand which squeezed your food out through your bum....— amc
- We put food in our mouths, so naturally I believed my stomach was in my head.— Timb
- I believed the urban legend that gum stayed in your stomach for 7 years if you swallowed it.— Lindsay