I can still remember my Dad shouting at my brother to hide his porno mags properly in his bedroom and get rid of those dirty "french letters" (condoms). I spent ages trying to figure out who was writing to my brother from France !
A childhood belief about condoms

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that french kiss was something coming from France, and that only the French did it— Sasha
- I thought french fries were really invented in France (they are Belgian for those who don't know)— Quarm
- When my brother would go by condoms i thought that guys had period and that is what they usedAnon
- When I was younger, I thought my brother kept eating my dirty socks, and that's why his feet smelled.— Kail
- I spent ages wondering what a bart ender was as a child without realising that it was actually bar tender.— Heather
- when i was younger i thought ac/dc's dirty deeds (done dirt cheap), was dirty knees and the thunder cheeks.— S