I am now twelve and 2 years ago i believed in santa.
The christmas before that, i recieved bike gloves in my stocking. the next year i was at canadian tire, and i saw a pair of bike gloves on the wall. "hey dad, where'd you get those bike gloves you bought me last year??" "MEC. Why?"
"just wondering." that gave it away.
A childhood belief about father christmas

others believed things like this
- my brother told me that if i ride my bike with my mouth open i will swallow my tounge. Anon
- I used the scar on my dads leg was a shark bite when in fact he fell off his bike when he was a child— Wendy Murray
- I believed that Robins hibernated throughout the year and only came out at christmas. Anon
- I used to believe that every religous Christmas card we recieved was sent to us by God.Anon
- I was told that for every christmas carol i sang before christmas time santa would give me one less present!— K
- Abba - Happy New Year
"Kangaroo year,
Kangaroo year..."— Santa Puncher