My mom once told me that i would die i read while sitting on the toilet, because my brain would implode. She even said it ahppened to a friend of her's.
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing

others believed things like this
- I used to think you could get pregnant by sitting on a toilet seat.— Lisa
- I used to think that my dad was "smoking pot" when he would smoke his pipe while sitting on the toilet. Anon
- After my dad read The Hobbit to us, when we were little, I thought that Gollum lived in the toilet. — PixelFish
- I never knew why boys had to lift up the toilet seat...until my friend told me that boys had bad aim.Anon
- when my friend was little, she used to eat paper, thinking it would make her read better.— hehehe
- my mom told not to pick my nose because if i fell i would poke my brain.— brent