I met an ex-girlfriend and we went for a walk along the seafront, the sea was really rough. Anyway, I spoke to her a week later and told her that the sea was so rough that even fish were drowning, it was on the news. She believed me, bless her.
A childhood belief about water

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that a fish cake was a fish in sponge and coated in icing. I believed this until I was 9.Anon
- My girlfriend believed someone who told her that chewing gum was made from dogs bones!— tony
- i used to beleive the ice cream man was a fish man - becuase i hated fish.— jordan
- Burned fish fingers ment the fish was from the black sea.Anon
- i used to believe the white part in fish meat is because of the fish's milk— Kim
- i used to believe that scampi was fish toes instead of fish fingers....Anon