In 4th grade we were discussing what type of jobs we wanted to pursue. Using a term I somehow learned from my brother, but having no clue what it meant, I remarked to my friend that I wanted a blowjob. The teacher overheard and wasn't so happy. I got a nice lecture in the hall.
A childhood belief about oral sex
others believed things like this
- when i first heard the term, "blowjob" I thought it had to do with those Blow Pop suckers — :P
- I used to think that a menstrual cycle was a type of bicycle and i wanted to ride one.Anon
- My teacher held out a hand to say, "stop" but I thought she wanted a high-five.Anon
- I used to believe that "gluten free" meant you could eat as much as you wanted without getting full or fat— Jess
- I used to believe that I really COULD be anything I wanted to be when I grew up. I wanted to be a unicorn. Anon
- I used to believe that the term "being mugged" meant someone beat someone else with a coffee mug.— Matt Thiel