when i was small, i thought girls dont do any of the dirty stuff like excreting urine or faeces, cos they are so beautiful and wonderful.
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing

others believed things like this
- When I was little, I thought that Water Towers were full of dirty laundry. Why? I dont know.Anon
- when i was younger i thought ac/dc's dirty deeds (done dirt cheap), was dirty knees and the thunder cheeks.— S
- a friend thought that the song "dirty deeds done dirt cheap" was saying "dirty deeds dunderchief"— dubs
- I thought that the sign "!" meant: "look at the wonderful landscape"— Giorgos
- When I was little I thought that my urine was stored in my scrotum until I needed to wee.— Bryan
- I thought that the difference between girls and boys was that girls have teeth.
Anon