my mom heard Tori Amos,s "professional widow" and where Tori says "honey bring it close to my...." my mom thought she was saying "we havin' toast tonight"!!! ,in another line Tori says "its gotta be big" my mom thought it was "scabie git"!!!!!!!!!!!!
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- When I heard "Don't Come Out Tonight(Bad Moon on the Rise), I thought they were saying Bathroom on the Right.— helen.sellers
- When I was little I thought a widow was someone who stares at you through a windowAnon
- I used to believe waffles were honey combs and thats why you would pour honey on it — Gaby
- When I was little I thought that a honeymoon was when the Husband and wife went to the moon and eat honey.— AmAnDa
- My mom told me that if I didn't wash my hair black widow spiders would come live in it.— grew up in Nebraska
- I used to believe that a widower was a guy who killed married husbands to make thier wife a widow— Jessica